Please help Should I go to war?

So this morning I wake up and get out of bed. I go to the bathroom and there's no toothpaste. My brother hid the toothpaste again for the 5th week in a row. Who does he think he is? Now I've got some toothpaste of my own. What's he gonna do? He went into my room and stole that toothpaste, too. I've got a brother from hell. He's going to get disinherited. He has no respect. How dare he take my toothpaste so I'm forced to go to bed at night with dirty teeth. He's jealous because I make better grades in school than he does. He doesn't know me. He's dirty and he can't keep a girlfriend, because the minute they find out how lazy, manipulative and no good he is they kick him to the curb. I can't wait 'till I'm out on my own so I can get rid of him. I see him everyday. This is getting ridiculous. I keep everything in the bathroom spotless and here he comes to ruin the day. I know his social security number, and I plan on taking his birth certificate out of my mom's file. He'll see that I mean business. When people call for him I tell them he's in a mental institution. I'm gonna take his dreams and turn them into nightmares. He doesn't know who he's messing with. He bought some icecream. I spit in it. When I see him walking up the highway I'm gonna run my car into him and drive off. He doesn't know me. I see the crazy look in his eyes when he doesn't get his way. That's the same way it's gonna be for me. By the time I'm finished with him he's gonna wish he was never born. I'm the oldest. I should get all the privileges. Instead it's always about him and what he thinks.